11. A collection of Bocce Balls numbering in the hundreds.
10. Dozens of cigar boxes full of burnt-out light bulbs.
9. A breath-taking bunch of sex toys including anal beads and an eighteen-inch double dildo - in a house owned by the most white-bread couple on earth.
8. Thousands of rounds of ammunition, hidden behind everything in the house.
7. A collection of antique eye-glasses. Creepy!
6. A box full of thousands of naked pictures of a guy's wife, spanning at least thirty years.
5. Every single episode of "Married with Children", taped off TV.
4. A full-sized plaster statue of a nude, semi-chubby woman.
3. A drawer full of "Official Temple Lingerie" in the room of a Mormon bishop's buxom daughter.
2. The creepiest piece of taxidermy ever made, consisting of various animal parts combined to look like a humanoid alien. It was horrifying.
1. The nude breasts of a fortune-500 company CFO.